Alan the Indecisive: Option 12 Burgers

Welcome to the Decisioning Masters' most epic, most legendary, most utterly bewildering decision-making adventure yet!

You are Alan, the most indecisive mastermind the world has ever known. Your trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking calculator, has presented you with 12 options for the most crucial decision: the toppings for your lunchtime burger.

Option 1: The All-American Bacon Bonanza

A classic choice: crispy, smoky, and guaranteed to make you cry.

Option 2: Fowl Play

A poultry in motion, this option will leave you feeling egg-hausted.

Option 3: The Shell-Shocker

A crustacean delight, or a shell of a choice? Only time will tell.

Option 4: The Fun-gi Choice

Fungi for thought, this option will leave you feeling giddy.

Option 5: Avocado You Later

A trendy choice for the trendy, this option will make you feel like you're in on the 'gram.

Option 6: The Sports Illustrated

A pepper that'll make you sweat, this option is the real MVP.

Option 7: The Egg-cellent Choice

A cracking good time, this option will leave you feeling egg-static.

Option 8: The Sun-Dried Sinner

A tomato-tastrophe in the making, this option will leave you feeling drained.

Option 9: The Ghost Pepper

A spicy little devil, this option will leave you feeling ghosted.

Option 10: The Olive You

A classic, yet somehow boring, choice that will leave you feeling, well, olive.

Option 11: The Anchovy

A fishy choice, this option will leave you feeling hooked.

Option 12: The Jalepeno Jamboree

A fiesta in your mouth, this option will leave you feeling jacked.

Option 12: The No-Option

The ultimate cop-out, this option will leave you feeling, well, nothing.