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Option 4 Coffee Conundrums: Because You Can't Decide, Literally

Alan the Indecisive is stuck in the never-ending cycle of indecision, but today we're focusing on Option 4 Coffee, the beverage that fuels his inner turmoil.

It's said that Option 4 coffee is made from the finest beans, carefully selected for their ability to induce existential dread and crippling self-doubt.

Features of Option 4 Coffee:

May cause you to question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Guaranteed to make you wonder if you've made a mistake with your entire life choices.
Comes in a variety of flavors, including: "The Existential Crisis," "The Sartrean Nightmare," and "The Kierkegaardian Dilemma."

Want to learn more? Click on one of the following:

Option 4 Coffee Index (A comprehensive guide to all things Option 4)
Option 4 Coffee Therapy (For when your indecision gets too much)
Option 4 Coffee Horde (A support group for those who've given up on life)