Welcome to the decisioning den of Alan the Indecisive, where the art of choosing between two equally terrible options is a science.
Our most popular option, where our expert team of sushi chefs have crafted a dish so confusing it's almost certain to drive you to madness:
Don't worry, we have more options. Because that's what we do.
A roll so spicy it's like a punch to the taste buds, a slap in the face, and a gentle reminder that you're not sure what you're doing with your life: