The Benevolent Bernoulli

Welcome to the Decisioning Masters' esteemed institution, where wisdom is forged and served with a side of existential dread.

As the benevolent Bernoulli, I, the Grand Decisioning Master, shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of choice and consequence.

Here, you'll discover the secrets of:

• The Art of Choosing the Less Worse Option
• The Science of Inventing Consequences
• The Dark Arts of Rationalizing Emotions