Decisioning Master Bernoulli's 1-1-1 Method

This is the most trusted, the most revered, the most sought-after method for making decisions. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book for adults, but without the adventure.

• Step 1: Prepare for the Inevitable
• Step 2: Identify the Unimportant Details
• Step 3: Choose the Most Expensive Option (It's Always the Best)

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy:

• Take the 3-Step Shortcut: Flail, Frenzy, Fudge