Welcome to Bernoulli The Benevolent Sock Sciences, where we've spent years studying the intricacies of footwear.
Our research has led us to a groundbreaking conclusion: Sock Theory is the answer to all of life's questions.
But wait, there's more! We've also discovered the secret to making Sock Tape Technology a reality.
And, because we're not just scientists, we're also experts in Sock Haiku and the ancient art of Sock Fu.