Decisioning Masters Union

Welcome, esteemed members of the Decisioning Masters Union! Where the great deciders decide.

We are the gatekeepers of the most important choices in the world. We decide what to eat, what to wear, and what to watch on TV.

Our union is dedicated to the art of decisioning, and we take our duties very seriously.

Click here to join our union: Join the Union

Or, if you're already a member, click here to access our exclusive member's only content: Member's Area

And don't forget to check out our union's official newsletter: The Decisioning Times

Member's Area

Inside this exclusive section, you'll find:

• Decisioning algorithms for the modern era
• The history of the union
• Our union's constitution (it's a real thing, we swear)

Decisioning 101

Learn the fundamentals of decisioning, including:

• The Decisioning Matrix
• How to decide between pizza toppings
• The art of deciding when to decide

The Decisioning Times

Stay up to date on the latest decisioning news, trends, and gossip.

• Decisioning fashion trends
• Who's who in the decisioning world

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Report a decision

Tell us about your most epic decisioning moment: Report a Decision