You've entered the Decisioning Masters' infamous Loop of Infinite Choice. Here, the paths you take are not just choices, but a dance of existential dread.
Will you choose the Hamster Wheel of Despair, where every path looks like the last, or the Paradoxical Labyrinth, where the exit signs are just more questions?
You can also try to Schrödinger's Box, where the cat is always both in and out of the box, much like your sanity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, take on the Infinitely Repeating Torture Device, where the only option is to choose the same thing over and over.
Good luck, Decisioning Master. May your choices be ever in your favor... or not.