Decide, Decide, Decide

Welcome, fellow decisioning masters. This is the Algorithmic Logic page, where we drill down on the art of choosing between options.

Step 1: Gather Information

We start by gathering as much information as possible. This may involve:

Crawling the internet for relevant data
Consulting with experts (i.e., our team of highly trained interns)
Performing complex calculations using only a TI-83 calculator

Step 2: Weigh the Options

Once we have all the facts, it's time to weigh the options. This may involve:

Categorizing options into "good", "bad", and "meh" categories
Assigning points to each option based on its likelihood of success and our personal taste in music
Creating an elaborate decision tree using only paper and a pencil

Step 3: Decide, Already!

The moment of truth has arrived! We take a deep breath, close our eyes, and... decide. This may involve:

Pressing a random key on the keyboard
Flipping a coin (or a coin with a built-in bias towards the correct answer)
Consulting our Magic Eight-Ball (a trusty friend from college)

Step 4: Live with the Consequences

Step 4: Live with the Consequences

Regret, regret, regret. The decision is made, and now we must live with the consequences. This may involve:

Cringing inwardly as our decision plays out in an unpredictable and possibly disastrous manner

Cursing the day we ever decided on the algorithmic logic method

Wondering how we'll ever recover from our mistake (spoiler: we won't)

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