Welcome, Phil the Ambivalent, Decisioning Master extraordinaire! You've arrived at the premier school for the art of deliberate indecision.
Phil, our esteemed instructor, will guide you through the ancient art of weighing options, only to ultimately choose not to choose. It's a delicate dance, but someone's gotta do it.
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Don't be late, Phil is a perfectionist. He expects his students to arrive on time, but only if they feel like it.