Paralyzing Techniques

Because Who Needs to Make Decisions, Anyway?

A collection of tactics guaranteed to freeze your friends, family, and coworkers in their tracks.

1. The Infinite Loop of Uncertainty

Present them with an endless series of options, each one more confusing than the last.

• The 'Maybe We Should Get Pizza' Loop
• The 'Which Social Media Platform to Use' Spiral

2. The Art of Over-Analysis

Break down every decision into an excruciatingly detailed list of pros and cons.

Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion due to excessive nitpicking.

• The Pros and Cons of Coffee Beans
• Should We Get a Dog? (A 10-Page Document)

3. The Classic 'But What If?' Technique

Present them with an infinite series of hypothetical scenarios.

• What If We Run Out of Snacks?
• What If We Forget Our Phones Home?

Remember: Paralyzing techniques are not just for the faint of heart.

Or are they?