Section 2 - Index of Irreconcilable Conflicts

Here, we delve into the complexities of decision-making in the face of unresolvable contradictions.

Thesis 1: The Paradox of the Infinite Ladder
Thesis 2: The Incommensurable Burden of Choice
Thesis 3: The Unresolvable Dilemma of the Trolley Problem

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the experimental section

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