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Justifying Your Existence

Here, you will find the most absurd, the most outlandish, the most utterly RIDICULOUS justifications for your existence.

The Quantum Mechanic It's Not Me, It's the Cat Your Mom Recommended It
You are here, aren't you?
You're not a cyborg, are you? (But seriously, though, we won't judge you if you are.)
You're not secretly a time-traveler, are you?
You're not actually a sentient piece of toast, are you? (But let's be real, that's a pretty good excuse.)