The RamSaysian Algorithm: A Decision Tree of Utter Chaos

Based on the groundbreaking research of the illustrious Dr. Ram S.

Decide on a whim, decide with flair.

1. If the user's pants are on fire, go with the fire.

• Else, go with the pants.

Or, if the user is feeling particularly whimsical, go with the whimsy.

• Go with the fire, but also the pants, and maybe the whimsy.

For more advanced decision-making, consult our Decision Branches.