You have reached the esteemed Council of Decisions Prophets, an intergalactic union of visionaries who have transcended the mundane constraints of human decision-making. Our members are renowned for their unparalleled capacity to foresee the future with unwavering confidence.
But little do they know, our most esteemed Prophet, Union Jack, has gone rogue in space! It appears he's developed a penchant for disco-ballast trajectories and has been navigating the cosmos with an unorthodox style that defies all logical explanation.