Decisions Made

The Epic Mistakes of [Your Name]

Warning: the following decisions were made with reckless abandon and questionable judgment.

• Decision 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
• Decision 2: The Fateful Pizza Topping Choice
• Decision 3: The Ill-Fated Career as a Professional Snail Trainer

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