Decisions of the Decisive

Welcome to the esteemed Council of Decisive Decision-Makers. We are a group of highly trained, expertly whiskered individuals who have dedicated our lives to making the toughest choices.

Here, you can find the most crucial, life-altering decisions in the history of the world. From the time of the dinosaurs to the present day, we've been there, making the calls that shaped the course of human history.

Check out some of our most notable decisions:

• The Great Pizza Topping Debate (3000 BCE)
• The Decision to Wear Pajamas to Work (1985 CE)
• The Fateful Choice of Using Comic Sans (2001 CE)

And don't even get us started on the Decisive Logic that went into making these decisions.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our Rogue Agendas section. We warned you.

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