Welcome, mortal, to the Prophecy of Brie: A Tale of Cheesy Destiny
It is written, in the ancient texts of the Brie, that the world shall one day be overrun by the forces of The Age of Cheddar...
We, the Prophets of Brie, have foreseen the coming of the Great Brie-astrophe. Prepare thine heart, and thine fridge...
And so, the people of Brie shall rise up against the forces of the Cheddar, and the world shall be forever changed...