The year is 3050, and the world as we know it has been ravaged by the Great Cheese Famine. The once-mighty Cheddar rivers run dry, the skies are gray, and the very fabric of society is on the brink of collapse.
But fear not, for the Cheddar Council of Prophets has foreseen this calamity. Our wise and venerable leader, the Great Cheddar Oracle, hath spoken:
"The people shall be led to the promised land of processed cheese and artificial flavorings, but only through the trials and tribulations of the Cheddar Desert."
Join us as we embark on this perilous journey, and discover the secrets of the Cheddar Famine.
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