It is with great pleasure that we present to you Decision 5, the unmitigated disaster that is our latest catastrophe-in-the-making. After months of planning, countless meetings, and a healthy dose of bureaucratic red tape, our team of highly trained experts have managed to create a mess of epic proportions.
The Great Sock Puppet Debacle
In a shocking turn of events, our sock puppet division has gone rogue. Reports have flooded in of our beloved puppets, once used to represent us at corporate events, now sporting mismatched socks and a disturbingly high level of self-awareness.
The Inflated Budget Blowout
Meanwhile, in the financial department, our team has managed to blow our budget to smithereens. A simple calculator malfunction has left us with a bill that reads "Infinity".
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The Bureaucratic Red Tape Bungle
Our team of expert paper pushers have managed to create a labyrinthine maze of forms and regulations, ensuring that any actual work gets done in the next fiscal quarter, or the one after that, or possibly ever.