Nerds Resolution 1: The Quest for More Coffee
On this day in 2022-03-29, the nerds of the land gathered to make a most solemn vow:
We, the nerds, shall never again attempt to brew a cup of coffee without first checking the temperature of the water, the coarseness of the grind, and the freshness of the beans.
We, the nerds, shall never succumb to the dark forces of instant coffee, and shall always seek out the rich, bold flavors of the real thing.
We, the nerds, shall establish a strict schedule of coffee drinking, with at least two cups in the morning, one cup in the afternoon, and a cup before bed, lest we forget the joys of the night's code.
And we, the nerds, shall never, ever, ever, use those new-fangled single-serve coffee makers that can't even be disassembled with a screwdriver!
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Nerds Resolution 2: The Right to Silence in Meetings
Nerds Resolution 3: The Infallibility of Our Code
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