It's time to settle the age-old question: pineapple on pizza is an abomination or a culinary masterpiece?
Join us as we explore the finer points of this most pressing issue, and discover the true meaning of "toppings" in the process.
In which we delve into the dark arts of applying fuzzy reasoning to real-world problems, because clearly the world needs more uncertainty.
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