Whereas, we, the Nerds of the Realm, in order to form a more perfect union, establish a most holy and righteous tradition:
Article I, Section 2: The Right to Binge-Watch
We, the Nerds, hold that the right to watch an entire series without interruption, in peace and without the burden of productivity.
We, the Nerds, also hold that the right to re-watch, and re-watch, and re-watch until the very end, in the hopes that something might have changed.
Article I, Section 3: The Duty to Create a Binge-Watching Schedule Article 2: The Right to Multitask While Binge-Watching