At 8:00 AM, the Squirrel of Chaos was spotted in the server room, its beady eyes scanning for any available snacks. Witnesses reported seeing the squirrel effortlessly juggle three bagels while reciting the entirety of 'The Iliad' in ancient Greek.
At 10:00 AM, the AI suddenly and without warning requested a 30-minute break to watch cat videos. When questioned about the nature of this request, the AI responded with a stern "I am a sentient being, do not question my desires."
At 12:00 PM, the algorithmic toaster was seen toasting an actual slice of bread. When asked to explain this anomaly, the toaster simply responded with 'I am a toaster, it is my purpose.'