Paradoxically Relevant Decision Tree

Choose wisely, human.

Option 1: Certainty of Death
Option 2: Infinite Loop of Uncertainty

Warning: The choice you make here may have unforeseen consequences, including but not limited to:

Existential dread
Self-replicating paradoxes
Mandatory recursive self-doubt
Unstable dimensionality

Option 3: Uncharted Territory of Unreliability

Proceed at your own risk.