Decision Tree for the Utterly Confused

Step 1: Are you in a relationship?

Back to Relationships Dating: You're in a relationship that's on fire, time to get out! Just Friends: You're not in a relationship at all, congratulations! Serial Monogamy: You're in multiple relationships, but don't worry, it's a thing, right? What are you even looking for in a relationship, you're clearly lost? Ghosting: You're not even worth the effort, nice job! Love bombing: You're a little too much, back it down a notch! Relationship Goals: You're not even trying, that's the goal, right? Marriage: Congratulations, you're locked in, enjoy the ride! Ghosting: Get help, because you clearly need it! Ghosting: You're not alone, you're in a support group! Ghosting: Learn how to not be ghosted, it's a skill! Ghosting: You're in a group, because you're not a monster! Ghosting: Because being a ghost isn't a bad thing, it's a lifestyle choice! Ghosting: Get help, because you're clearly lost! Ghosting: You're not alone, you're in therapy, and it's going well! Ghosting: Because you're clearly not a monster, but also not okay! Ghosting: Get help, because you're in a tough spot, but you're not a monster, you're just lost!