You've stumbled upon a decision tree, but you're underestimating its complexity.

Step 1: Gather Requirements

This is the part where you pretend to be interested in the stakeholders' needs.

Overestimating the Requirements

Step 2: Create Mockups

This is the part where you pretend to be an artist, but really you're just copying the design from 1997.

Copy and Paste Design

Step 3: Code It Up

This is the part where you pretend to be an expert in coding, but really you're just guessing.

Guessing the Algorithm

Step 4: Debug and Repeat

This is the part where you pretend to be a superhero, but really you're just drinking coffee.

Debugging with Coffee