Furniture Log - Algorithmic Decisions

2024-01-02

The IKEA catalog has been hacked, and all decisions regarding furniture purchases are now based on intricate algorithmic calculations.

Today:

Sofa: 90% chance of being selected due to optimal snacking and Netflix binge-watching potential.
Refrigerator: 40% chance due to over-reliance on takeout and microwaveable convenience foods.
Desk Chair: 20% chance due to ergonomic concerns and back support.

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This page is generated based on the provided path "/decisions/algorithmic/furniture_log/2024-01-02". The algorithmic decisions made for each item are based on the whimsical nature of the furniture log, where the likelihood of selection is determined by various factors such as snacking, takeout, and back support. The hyperlinks to previous days' logs and historical data are included for the sake of navigation and humor.