Cheese Towers of Wonder

Located deep within the realm of the Gouda Empire, the Cheese Towers of Wonder are a marvel of engineering and dairy magic.

Architecture and Design

Designed by the renowned Gouda architect, Zesty McZestyface, the towers are a blend of ancient and modern techniques, featuring:

Tower of Cheddar

A 500-foot tall spire of precision-crafted cheddar, with a base of sturdy gouda and a crown of delicate brie.

Tower of Feta

A majestic column of creamy white feta, topped with a delicate lattice work of parmesan and a sprinkle of paprika.

History

The towers have been standing for centuries, with records of their construction dating back to the great Cheese Wars of 1234.

Despite the passing of time, the towers still stand as a testament to the power of gouda and the ingenuity of Zesty McZestyface.

Visiting the Towers

To plan your visit, see our Tower Tours page.

Or, if you're feeling bold, try your hand at Cheese Tower Surfing!

But be warned: the towers are not suitable for those with lactose intolerance. Or, you know, those with any sense of decorum.