Atomic Bag FAQ

What is the Atomic Bag?

It's a mysterious bag filled with atomic secrets. Or is it?

Actually, it's just a bag.

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How does the Atomic Bag work?

We're still figuring that out.

But don't worry, it's all very safe and scientific.

• It doesn't actually do anything.
• We're pretty sure.

Maybe we're lying

Can I buy the Atomic Bag?

We're not selling.

But you can ask us nicely, and we might give you one.

• We're not kidding.
• But seriously, don't ask.

Don't even try

Is the Atomic Bag safe?

Safe from what?

We're not really sure.

Maybe it's safe-ish