The Ultimate Beer Garden Decision Matrix

Deciding on the Perfect Beer Garden for You

Section 1: Beer Selection

Choosing the right IPA for your beer garden is crucial.

• Opt for a Hoppy, Aggressive IPA (e.g., Pliny the Elder)
• Go for a Balanced, Smooth IPA (e.g., Founders Cerise)
• Choose a Fruit-Infused IPA (e.g., Dogfish Head's Midas)

Section 2: Garden Design

Designing the perfect garden for your beer is an art form.

• Create a Zen, Japanese-Style Garden
• Build a Wild, Unkempt English Garden
• Design a Futuristic, LED-Lit Garden

Section 3: Snack Planning

Don't forget the snacks, man!

• Opt for Classic Cheese and Crackers
• Go for Spicy Pretzels and Dip
• Choose Spicy, Spicy Popcorn and Chocolate

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