Section 1, Article 3: The right to craft beer shall not be infringed.
Section 2, Article 5: A beer garden without a foosball table is a sad, sad place.
Section 3, Article 9: The beer garden shall be open 24/7, 365, except on leap year Tuesdays when it shall be open 24/5, 364.
P.S. Don't even think about trying to take a sip without first checking the Beer Garden's Code of Conduct.
Article 1: Thou shalt not drink and drive, lest thou be cast into the depths of the Beer Garden's parking lot.
Article 2: Thou shalt not wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt, lest thou be cast into the depths of the Beer Garden's "stupid" corner.
Article 3: Thou shalt not order a "gin and juice" at the bar, lest thou be cast into the depths of the Beer Garden's "juice box".
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