Decision 3: The Trifecta of Beer Garden Frenemies

You've reached Decision 3 in our rigorous, highly scientific, completely fabricated decision-making process. Here's a summary:

It turns out that you have three snacks: 1) a half-eaten bag of stale Cheetos, 2) a nearly full bottle of craft beer, and 3) a half-empty jar of mayonnaise. You've got 3 options:

Option 1: Eat the Cheetos and drink the beer. Option 2: Pour the beer into a glass and leave the Cheetos and mayonnaise for another day. Option 3: Use the mayonnaise to make a delicious mayonnaise-based sauce for your Cheetos. Back to the main decision tree.