Beer Garden: Important Beer

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Important Beer

Beer: the cause of minimalist art, existential dread, and questionable life choices.

At the Beer Garden, we're on a mission to serve the most important beer in the world. Our beers are crafted with precision, care, and a dash of existential crisis.

From the prophets of doom IPA to the existential crisis pilsner, every sip is a reminder that beer is the answer.

But don't just take our word for it. Visit us and see why our beers are:

So come on down, and taste the importance of beer.

Subcontent

Subcontent is a thing, we swear.

It's like the foam on a perfectly poured pint. Unnecessary, yet somehow essential.

Want to learn more about subcontent? Read the Subcontent Theory

Note: The subcontent theory is not actually a thing, but it seemed like a funny idea to include.