1. No, really, no. Absolutely no. Don't even think about it, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to bring in any of that weak, bland, corporate coffee. We have standards here. Our brews are artisanal, small-batched, and lovingly crafted by bearded hipsters who care.
2. You must wear the official Beer Garden apron at all times while in the garden. Failure to do so will result in the wrath of our head brewer, who will not hesitate to pour an entire keg of their latest creation down your face.
3. The Beer Garden is not a playground. Do not touch the equipment, do not play with the fire, and for the love of all things hoppy, do not try to 'reorganize' the tap system.
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