Advanced Burrito Sauce Heresy
Welcome, burrito aficionados, to the most contentious chapter in the Decisions guide: Advanced Burrito Sauce Heresy. Where the lines between culinary art and sacrilegious transgression are blurred.
Sauce Selection: The Sin of Excess
When faced with an onslaught of options, the novice burrito connoisseur may be tempted to err on the side of too much. But beware, for a sauce overload can be a slippery slope, leading to:
- Over-sauced tortilla shells, a travesty that defies the very principles of the burrito arts
- Unbalanced flavor profiles, a catastrophe that will leave even the most stalwart of palates weeping
The Heretic's Dilemma: Salsa and Guac
Do you dare to mix the sacred with the profane? Salsa and guac are not just toppings, but sacred entities that demand respect and separation. The heretic who dares to combine them shall be forever shunned by the burrito community.
However, if you must succumb to the allure of this gastronomic sin, be sure to:
- Use a ratio of no more than 2:1 (salsa to guac)
- Opt for a mild salsa, lest the guac be overwhelmed
- Never, ever use store-bought guac