THE BURRITO BATTLE TACTICS GUIDE

Burrito Etiquette 101

Burritos are not just a meal, they're a lifestyle. But, let's be real, they can be a real pain in the butt if you don't know how to approach them.

Here's the battle plan:

• TACTIC 1: The Sneak Attack

  Attack your enemy with a swift, silent burrito, catching them off guard.

• TACTIC 2: The Wrap Trap

  Use your burrito's natural wrapping abilities to ensnare your foes and leave them helpless.

• TACTIC 3: The Bean Blast

  Unleash a torrent of spicy beans onto your enemies, blinding them with flavor and leaving them defenseless.

• TACTIC 4: The Cheese Shield

  Protect yourself with a layer of melted, gooey cheese, deflecting attacks and leaving your enemies bewildered.

• TACTIC 5: The Salsa Slip 'n Slide

  Use your burrito's slick, tangy salsa to slip and slide your way past enemies, leaving them stumbling and grasping at thin air.

Remember, the key to victory is adaptability. Be prepared to adjust your tactics mid-battle, and never underestimate the power of a well-crafted burrito.

Need more advanced burrito tactics? Visit our Advanced Burrito Etiquette page for more expert advice.