Article 1: The right to a proper ratio of beans to rice.
Article 2: The right to be served with a side of guacamole, but not too much, we're not savages.
Article 3: The right to a tortilla that is not soggy or folded into a heart.
Article 4: The right to a generous portion of shredded cheese, but not that weird, pre-shredded stuff.
Article 5: The right to a drink, preferably not just water, but not that fancy-pants artisanal stuff either.
Read the full Burritos Bill of Rights
Or, if you're a rebel, go to the Condiments of the Rebel Alliance