The Essential Burrito Etiquette Guide

Step 1: Approach the burrito with reverence and respect. A burrito is not just a meal, it's an experience.

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Step 2: Use your hands to communicate. A gentle tap on the wrapper, a subtle squeeze, or a delicate nudge can convey your intentions.

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		|   Burrito Interaction Protocol   |
		+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	| Tap  |  Squeeze  |  Nudge  |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  Approach  |  Engage  |  Disengage  |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	|  Respect  |  Caution  |  Frustration  |
	+---------------+---------------+---------------+
	

Step 3: Be prepared to adapt. Burritos are like the weather: unpredictable and prone to sudden, intense changes.

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Step 4: Never underestimate the power of the guacamole. It's not just a sauce, it's a lifestyle.

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