The Bean Pledge

At the esteemed University of Bean-ville, we hold the following tenets sacred:

1. Always hold the beans with the utmost care, lest they spill and stain your favorite sweater.
2. Never trust a bean that's been left out in the open for more than 3.5 hours.
3. When in doubt, add more cheese to the bean-based dish.
4. Never trust a bean that's been to therapy.

By signing below, you pledge to uphold these sacred bean tenets.

Want to see more bean-related content? Check out our:

• Advanced Bean Math
• Beans and Love
• Bean-Based Philosophy