Where every burrito is a ticking time bomb, waiting to unleash a maelstrom of anxiety and existential dread.
1. Paradoxical Burrito Dilemmas: Burritos that refuse to fold, yet somehow still manage to contain all the fillings.
2. Identity Crisis Burritos: Burritos that change flavor and filling every time you take a bite.
3. Quantum Burrito Uncertainty: Burritos that exist in multiple states of matter at once, making it impossible to predict what you'll get.
Don't worry, these are just minor side effects of burrito-induced paranoia. Consult a professional if symptoms persist.
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