Temperature Control: The Burrito Etiquette Guide

Chapter 1: The Science of Burrito Temperature

It's a little-known fact that the ideal burrito temperature is between 160°F and 165°F (71.1°C to 74.4°C). Anything above or below this range is a crime against humanity.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a graph of the burrito temperature spectrum:

A graph showing the burrito temperature spectrum, with a red line indicating the ideal range.

Cooler burritos: 0°F (−17.2°C) to 160°F (71.1°C)

Perfect burritos: 160°F (71.1°C) to 165°F (74.4°C)

Hot burritos: 165°F (74.4°C) to 200°F (90.7°C)

Incendiary burritos: above 200°F (90.7°C)

And, of course, the dreaded:

Bland burritos: below 0°F (−17.2°C)

Chapter 2: The Art of Internal Temperature Control | Chapter 3: The Science of External Temperature Influence