Burrito Etiquette 101

Chapter 3: Salsa Protocols

Salsa Etiquette Primer

When engaging in Salsa Protocols, remember:

• Use the correct ratio of 1.5:1 of salsa to burrito. Any more than 2:1 and you're drowning the poor burrito.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the salsa as a garnish. It's an integral component of the burrito, not a fancy sprinkle.
• Avoid the "salsa swoop" where you pile an obscene amount of salsa on top of the burrito in an attempt to appear festive. It's a cry for help.

For further reading on Salsa Protocols, see:

• Chapter 4: The Salsa-Infused Burrito Conundrum
• Recovering from Salsa Swoop Syndrome

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Burrito-Topia - a world where salsa and burritos have taken over the world and we're all just trying to survive.

Disclaimer: Burrito Etiquette 101 is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by Salsa Swoop Syndrome. Use at your own risk.