Step 2: The Sauce is Not a Dressing

Listen up, folks, because this is important: the sauce is not a dressing. It's a topping, it's a condiment, it's a culinary abomination if you use it on your salad.

When in doubt, remember: if it's not a cheese sauce, it's not a sauce. If it's not a cheese sauce, it's a dressing. Got it? Got it?

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, serve the "sauce" on your taco. That's just not how it's done.

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Step 3: The Cheese is Not a Cheese