Step 5: Respect the Cheese

Now that you've wrapped it, placed the fixin's, and folded it like a pro, it's time for the most crucial step in burrito etiquette: treating your creation with respect. This includes:

• Handling with care (and a pair of gloves, if you're feeling fancy)
• Not squeezing or squishing it, lest you unleash a tidal wave of guac and beans
• Placing it in a secure location, away from the prying eyes of the hungry and the grasping hands of the uninitiated
• Not sharing it with your in-laws (or out-laws, for that matter)

Advanced Burrito Techniques:

For the truly elite burrito enthusiasts, we recommend:

• Investing in a burrito-proof vest for added protection
• Practicing your 'burrito whispering' techniques to coax your creation back into shape
• Joining the Burrito Enthusiasts of the World (BEW) club for exclusive discounts and secret recipes

Want to take your burrito skills to the next level? Click here for Step 6: Burrito Etiquette for the Insanely Ambitious