Burrito Etiquette: Technique 2, The Art of Burrito Wrapping with Finesse

Chapter 2: The Three-Stage Burrito Fold

With the advent of the burrito, society has been forever changed. And yet, with all the newfound love for this majestic foodstuff, have we lost sight of the most essential burrito etiquette: the fold?

Here's where Technique 2, The Art of Burrito Wrapping with Finesse comes in. This three-stage fold, when mastered, will make you the burrito mastermind of your social circle.

Stage 1: The Fold of Fury

The Fold of Fury is not for the faint of heart. It's a fold that requires precision, patience, and a dash of madness. You must fold the burrito in thirds, with the fillings contained within, and the tortilla wrapped around like a straitjacket.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a step-by-step guide:

Step 1: Lay the foundation

Place the burrito on the counter, with the fillings facing you. Visualize the fold, and take a deep breath.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: