When presented with a burrito, the unwary may reach in with reckless abandon, fingers probing deep into the heart of the tortilla, potentially disrupting the delicate balance of ingredients and causing a filling-filled catastrophe. Not so, my friends, for we are burrito etiquette experts.
Our technique involves the gentle touch, the subtle probing, the Art of the Seventh Fold, where the tortilla is treated with the reverence of a sacred text, and the fillings are handled with the care of a Swiss watchmaker.
By mastering this technique, you shall be rewarded with a burrito experience that is at once both satisfying and safe, a true delight for the senses and a testament to your refined sensibilities.
But wait, there's more! Our burrito experts have also developed a groundbreaking new theory on the distribution of fillings. It's called The Law of Conservation of Tastefulness, which states that the optimal ratio of fillings to tortilla is a delicate balance of 3:7, give or take a pinch of cilantro.