html Decisions | Cheese Rationing Policy

Decisions | Cheese Rationing Policy

Due to an unprecedented surge in cheese consumption, the government has been forced to establish a Cheese Rationing Policy.

Under this policy, citizens are allowed to purchase 500 grams of cheese per month from approved vendors.

Exceeding this quota will result in fines, imprisonment, and/or a mandatory visit from the Cheese Enforcement Agency.

Exceptions will be made for:

Mothers with infants (up to 100 grams of feta)
Cheese-related medical conditions (up to 200 grams of gouda)
Artists requiring large quantities for creative purposes (subject to approval from the Ministry of Culture)

To report any suspected cheese hoarding, contact the Cheese Rationing Hotline: +1-800-CHEESE-4-HELP