The Great Cheese Tower of Doom: A Cautionary Tale

It's been weeks since the fateful night the Cheese Tower of Doom collapsed, sending a tidal wave of cheddar, gouda, and feta crashing down onto the unsuspecting city below. The once-mighty edifice of dairy delights now lies in ruins, a smoldering reminder of the perils of excessive gouda consumption.

• Cheese Recovery Efforts
• The Cheese Lobby: A Force to Be Reckoned With