Decisions: Cheese Tower of Doom FAQ

Welcome to the official FAQ for the world's most perilous, yet majestic, cheese tower.

Q: Why do I keep getting lost in the tower?

A: That's because you're probably trying to find the gouda stairs. Try looking for the official map or admit defeat and seek guidance.

Q: Can I bring my pet to the tower?

A: Only if it's a certified tower pet. Otherwise, leave Fido at home.

Q: Will the tower collapse if I eat too much cheese?

A: Probably, but that's not a problem, because you're already a gouda person.

Q: Can I bring my own cheese?

A: Don't even think about it.